The Top 10 Reasons to Become a Statistician

    Deviation is consideredball normal
    We feel complete and sufficient
    We are 'mean' lovers
    Statisticians do it discretely and continuously
    We are right 95% of the time
    We can legally comment on someone's posterior distribution
    We may not be normal, but we are transformable
    We never have to say we are certain
    We are honestly significantly different
    No one wants our jobs

(Statisticians may be dull but we have our moments)

From Interesting Links atK.S.U. Department of Statistics


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